The Drain Cleaner Prayer

Youth Work Prayer 1: 

Drain Cleaner

 

In bygone age to present day the dreaded brew rears its temptress head, and those of youth in vain bring forth to their dwelling of eve.

In the hope that their new found homes become the wine-vat they yearn,

for as the bringers of strength and virtue shall we save them from themselves.

As in those unholy places we recover those of which threaten the sanctity of our young

We will destroy those liquors that remove all sensibility from those in our charge.

I send this medium to the darkest pit ne’er to return and ne’er be tasted upon the lips of those too young

With truth of heart and honour bound we rejoice and celebrate in all that we do.

And those who have taken liberty shall in silent sorrow away by their leave.

Thy face must mask the sorrow and vexation at their loss but who am I to control those defeated dreams for in all their mourning they shall be truly thankful.

  

AhhhhSue

 

Translation:

We came, we found, we poured it down the sink, now be grateful you don’t have a hangover!!!!

 

AhhhhChris

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